Banter Republic

What if the reason men wear suits is so that when birds fly, they look like they’re shuffling? But it’s a figment of your imagination, which can’t be caught on camera because the opticiansverdict is that grandma shifted her hip bone? Think about it!

What if in an alternate reality, you’re awake but yet asleep with pigs in a pen? Whose meat tastes like ice cream but old MacDonald has a farm where he sells crude oil to the Chinese government for a seat in the Parliament of Doctors?Think about it!

What if the President of Abuja is not a citizen who is law abiding, but is in a penitentiary because dogs stay there? And he loves dogs because they are a woman’s best friend,who does her makeup only on saturdays, when a premier league referee is officiating a presidential debate?Think about it!

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